"Killer Koala"

One comment I got from my local newspaper was a query on my mental well-being. Not all that odd in itself, but it seemed from an editorial perspective I had lately been going through a phase of some hostility towards the animals in my feature. Not to mention what sort of sick mind thinks it would be funny to use bear spray on a koala.
Maybe some day in the future what with the recent uptick in climate change fostering interbreeding and resultant hybrids between polar bears + grizzlies in Alaska ("grolar" bears or "pizzlies") we'll eventually see some overseas action with pandas and koalas joining in the fun.