"Blowing Coat"

Pet owners will surely empathize with the perennial issue of molting pelts. What would no doubt horrify anyone ascribing to the idyllic ideals depicted on tv ads of a perfect, sanitized life, my cabin and state of dress at times is exhibit "A" for just not really caring anymore how hairy life can get. 

As you can see below, the initial idea went through a couple variations before I realized there was no way to polish this turd to explain it any better, so might as well just get it over with.