"TGIF" (Rough Morning)

Almost as ubiquitous in our community as coffeehuts, the Interior is decidedly awash with pickup trucks that sport portable tanks in their beds for hauling around water. Now, by my estimate, an average one can hold 325 gallons, which translates into 41,600 ounces. So if the usual caffeinated beverage is sixteen-ounces, one could in theory tank up on 2,600 mochas. Though @ 4.50 each = $11,700 it's a significant investment. I’ll work out an estimate for beer later, assuming I can get a volume discount direct from the brewery.