"Two Teabaggers"

Going off the previously posted "Tools of the Trade" essay, this idea occurred to me while working outdoors and enjoying a nice cuppa joe inbetween bouts of whatever=below. Of course the extreme temperature differences between breathing in hot versus subzero in turn accelerated some major tooth issues, but at least I got some good material out of it. Come to think of it, you can inscribe that on my headstone.