Barney with a boner? And crabs? Whoa!
You know, I honestly didn't look at that way. Thanks, first Pee Wee and now yet another treasured childhood icon is forever tarnished. And besides, to quote one of the best lines from Donnie Darko - "Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants."
You could have had little purple Barney-thingies on a piling and made THEM the Barneycles. Wait a year and you can run it. No one will remember the first attempt.
That's excellent, but I will always have the scar.>sob<