Sunday, February 19, 2023

Valentine's Day 2023: "The Unimoose"

The unofficial title to this is "Fairbanks Good," which is in reference to the oft-quoted adage for our single's scene up here and one's relative chances/choices when it comes to dating men: "the odds are good but the goods are odd." The phrase is also commonly employed when critiquing local restaurants, as in "how's that new place" "It's Fairbanks good" - meaning given our lack of options you might be satisfied paying twenty bucks for a burger or more for a pizza if you have no other standards to compare it with. Bonus: There was also viral footage caught recently of a moose dropping both of its antlers (link here).

Bonus: An undated illustration (best est. early 2000's) found floating around the archives of the "80-Year-Old Virgin."
*Not to be confused with "The Unicorn of the Sea."

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