Valentine's Day 2018 + Edit

The Xmas card was kinda gory this season, or at least that was according to the Significant Otter®™, and so I immediately set about demonstrating just what exactly entrails entails a truly sanguinary situation.

It turned out to be funny enough of an idea to merit publication - at least to those with any recollection of the specific scene in the beloved childhood classic Disney film that it references. But there was still the splatter matter of dialing it back just a wee bit so as to slip it to the newspaper: hence the PG + R-rated versions... one of which appears only here for your evisceration edification, dear reader.