"Slug Shot"

Probably too much of a gardening gag for the average person to get.
After twenty-five-odd (and I do mean odd) years residing in the Interior, one of the many little things that fade from memory are these marvelous mucousy mollusks, who as of late have been busily sliming their way across the lawn, the truck, the shed, the porch etc. Technically one would use beer, not tequila, as a time-honored technique in slaying slugs, but besides wasting ale, who would want a bunch of drunk slugs creeping around outside all night?