The 3 Seasons of Alaska/"Aspengasm"
Okay - a purely locals-only joke: what with the recent fore fire-play we've had in the Interior threatening another season of smoke-flavored infusion from wildfires, contrasted against a record-breaking flurry of fluff from several billion simultaneous aspengasms (sometimes confused with willowgasms or aldergasms) blanketing everything. Drifting clouds and virtual snowstorms of the stuff transform even a simple drive home in the evening into an absolutely trip. No, really. Dude...
Car full of fluff after leaving the windows open, interior and exterior fluff storm!
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, I always think about how this has to be the ultimate time + place to be a bird: talk about about cushy nesting.
ReplyDeleteBut no, not in the car, even if it's better than swatting mosquitoes at 60mph.
Imagining birds with fluff stuck all over them when they're having their morning coffee.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention it flying into your mouth while you're biking; it's worse than clouds of bugs.
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