Good thing some of my friends and family have the damned funniest names
(nevermind faces) so I'm never at a loss for purely random characters. That said, Nuggets® brand cartoon does not endorse or imply any activity related to any hypothetical editor's family. Any reference to dumpster divers alive or dead is purely coincidental and unintended. And besides, it stopped snowing weeks ago. Look instead at the handsome job done on the fencing and the stunningly detailed garbage, and ignore the failed attempt at drawing a raven whistling.
“Remember that you are a human being with a soul and the divine gift of articulate speech: that your native language is the language of Shakespeare and Milton and The Bible; and don't sit there crooning like a bilious pigeon.” - George Bernard Shaw