Wednesday, May 19, 2010

"BP Pee-Pee"


The Chief Executive Officer Asshole of BP continues to justify his obscene salary by uncontrollably spouting off jaw-droppingly stupid statements, ones that truly give insight to the completely dead, vacant souls of corporate industry. You'll rarely see these cavalier, disconnected SOBs (including Haliburton executiv for that matter) showing any genuine empathy for the livelihoods their companies destroy: in fact, since they often ultimately profit or suffer no long-term repercussions from creating said disasters, it's probably more of a liability to display any sincere compassion in these situations, let alone posses the intelligence to avoid them in the first place.

Bonus trivia: a slightly edited version of this panel ran in the Fairbanks Daily News-Miner today: on the counsel of the editor the "pee-pee" reference was deleted. Which makes for a decidedly much more classy and mature cartoon, which is what I'm all about. Seriously though, anybody who either A) has kids and/or B) ever committed this particular cardinal sin in a public swimming pool can immediately relate.
The only element I wish I'd added after the fact would be the BP logo and the words "Deep Doo-Doo Horizon" on the side of the tub.
  
"Doodie!" - Spalding Smalls

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