The Chief Executive
Bonus trivia: a slightly edited version of this panel ran in the Fairbanks Daily News-Miner today: on the counsel of the editor the "pee-pee" reference was deleted. Which makes for a decidedly much more classy and mature cartoon, which is what I'm all about. Seriously though, anybody who either A) has kids and/or B) ever committed this particular cardinal sin in a public swimming pool can immediately relate.
The only element I wish I'd added after the fact would be the BP logo and the words "Deep Doo-Doo Horizon" on the side of the tub.
"Doodie!" - Spalding Smalls