Monday, August 23, 2010

"Tea Party Terrorist Monkey God"

 The looney trifecta is in play with all three players interwoven on one issue: the Tea Party Express' former Mouth of Sauron spokesman Mark Williams broke another taboo by saying what everybody thinks but everybody knows you're not really supposed to actually say (wink wink):
"The animals of allah for whom any day is a great day for a massacre are drooling over the positive response that they are getting from New York City officials over a proposal to build a 13 story monument to the 9/11 Muslims who hijacked those 4 airliners.The monument would consist of a Mosque for the worship of the terrorists’ monkey-god and a “cultural center” to propagandize for the extermination of all things not approved by their cult."
The Tea Party Federation kicked out the Tea Party Express after Williams' first gaffe, yet somehow for that the Express didn't muster half the tired indignation that they have for this latest unscripted departure - another "the Emperor has no clothes nor is the Tea Party racist" moment. And while the chairwoman of the group officially denounced, no wait, well sorta, William's statements, in the meantime primary challenger Joe Miller hasn't yet responded to incumbent Murkowski's challenge to refuse the $300k in campaigning they plan to do on his behalf after their coveted anointment endorsement
The carefully couched non-apologetic commentaries have the air of the martyred-by-the-lamestream-liberal-media angle: as one of the Quitter's notable backings and pet causes there's textbook anklebiting and "no comment" walkback, making it the best moral whiplash effect seen yet this election.
Nothing compared to if he wins. Vote tomorrow.
"[R]epeat after me: Islam is a 7th Century Death Cult coughed up by a psychotic pedophile and embraced by defective, tail sprouting, tree swinging, semi-human, bipedal primates with no claim to be treated like human beings or even desirable mammals for that matter." - Mark Williams


  1. "Unscripted" LOL! You are SO just off the turnip truck!

  2. Cabbage truck, actually (Alaskan cabbage, as in big & tasteless, like *some* cartoonists).

    Seriously though, that point about meticulous image massage was reaffirmed after reading an article on Gawker ( about the phenomenal comment deletion and purity control activity that goes on behind the scenes at the Quitter's Facebook page.

    "Cleanup on isle 9: someone spilled teabags and Kool-aid again."